My name is Sheila. I live at Beulah Acres Farm with six cats, fourteen goats, a bunch of chickens, a dog, and a turtle. I work at a local university where I evaluate grants (it’s okay–no one knows what that means), and I make soap. My little cabin sits across the driveway from my sister’s house. My brother-in-law and I travel to craft shows and hippy fairs, selling soap, hand salve, and beard balm. It’s a fabulous life. Most of the time.